"Kilometer zero" by @Baptiste VEISTROFFER
What an athlete this Baptiste Veistroffer is 💪
I picked Ben Healy because last year he had a good TdF but since the start 0 points scored....with ifs we put Paris in a bottle but if I had taken Skelmose......I would be 235th instead of 645th!
They are there and not us. Plus, the other one with his big nose and the ball that sticks to his feet, wakes up in the morning with Shakira by his side. Not to mention your brother-in-law's message "that's football".
All this can make you nervous.
Just like Cees Bol, he has his synapses blown and his head split open to bring Kooij to the sprint, who feints a break to allow the one who takes Bol's wheel to win the stage. There's enough to take a few Xanax...
Pedersen, just as nervous with Girmay and Philipsen, drooling, just a few points behind.
In the peloton, Vingegaard haunted by an old ad for canned vegetables "If it's Poggy, it's over."
How hard it is, cycling.
Can we see our overall progress since the beginning? Knowing how I was overall after each step that has already taken place.
Ah ah.. I know I'm very bad at this game but when I finish 75th for the first time in a stage and I read: correct stage... even if I'm an early riser, it hurts. 
Very complicated bonus today
What or who do you think?
Damn alarm this morning! The weekend is over, the Blues are eliminated, and the boss brings up the old forgotten file.
In this mercy, we need to find a little nuance. Yesterday, our young and beloved SexySeixas showed us his application, which should fill our glands with hope.
Between Vichy and Nevers, let's make room for the great Franck Ferrand, we will delight in hearing Marion and Laurent row to comment on this stage. Voecklerc, on the other hand, and his autism will not be able to hide their boredom.
The big-lars will have to shake their skin in the last two kilometers.
Love will illuminate the stage as much as Lipowitz and Evenepoel will coo in the heart of the peloton.
Redwing. Girmay or Philipssen or Xanter
Time for the last stage dedicated to the big sprinters who don't make it over the small bumps in the finale... then it will be more accident-prone. Some will probably put on their hazard lights...
